Quotes and dating

At the time, it can be disheartening, infuriating, and downright horrifying, but at the very least, it sure does provide some great storytelling for the future.What once made you cry now makes you laugh, and you surely have at least one go-to story to tell whenever the subject of "worst date ever" comes up.Some people embrace online dating, while others accept it as a necessary but deplorable part of modern dating.Here are some funny quotes about dating for the digital age: "It's not 'Great Cupid' or even 'Good Cupid.' It's Ok Cupid." - Helen Hong "Online dating is like online shopping except you're looking for people no one wants, and it's a month." - Phil Pivnick "If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." - Unknown "I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." - Unknown "I look great in my profile pictures.He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word 'you' and I just put the letter 'u.'" - Kelly Osbourne "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.

So even if you're a little hesitant, a new school year means new opportunities.

If you're down in the dumps about dating at college, try reading the following quotes to lift you out of it."You start to realize that the things that are different about you are the things that make you special. I hope I can improve myself." — Mila Kunis So get inspired, get dressed, and put yourself back out there.

And, as cliche as at that sounds, you realize that if you are lucky enough to have something that is different about you… I don’t try to blend in anymore, it’s all about standing out." — Taylor Swift"I would say my number one tip is to know that it's OK to be in love with yourself. People might think it's cocky, or arrogant, or selfish — no, that's not what that means.

I told him, 'I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around."'- Chelsea Handler "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." - Zsa Zsa Gabor Just because a quote is funny doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it.

In fact, things are often funny there is so much truth to them.

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